forgot to mention...
so, thought i'd get some xmas shopping in with my newfound free time.
cruising around, wearing sunglasses (why? please see the post below. don't want to? picture my face - bright speckled red all over, so bruised around my eyes, eyes completely bloodshot from broken capillaries, no white around my irises AT ALL) pretty much not wanting to send any kids screaming from me, claiming they've seen the devil.
so, roll into Target for my last stop. i realize that it is beginning to get dark outside, but i don't care, i'm almost done with xmas! standing at the register, a girl gets behind me, swinging her pseudo-louis vuitton, smacking me in the back and says very loudly to the guy she's with...
Girl: "Oh GOD! I hate it when people wear their sunglasses indoors. It's so pretentious and they think they're such hot shit."
Me: (turns around, lifts sunglasses and places them on my head) "Ohmigosh! ME TOO! I can't stand that either!"
Girl: (horrified look on her face) "Uh uh uh..."
Guy: (hand over mouth) "Oh my god."
Me: "Yeah, you don't have to stare. I know what I look like. I have my glasses on to avoid stares from people like you."
Cashier laughs, smiles at me and wishes me a great holiday.
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